Q:
Name the four seasons.
A:
Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q:
Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A:
Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like
grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q:
How is dew formed?
A:
The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q:
What causes the tides in the oceans?
A:
The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon.
All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the
moon, and nature hates a vacuum.
I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q:
What are steroids?
A:
Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q:
What happens to your body as you age?
A:
When you get old, so do your bowels and you get Intercontinental.
Q:
What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A:
He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to adultery.
Q:
Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A:
Premature death.
